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Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F and G

are the letters used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what

the letters stood for... It is about time you became informed!

 

{A} - Almost Boobs...

{B} - Barely there.

{C} - Can't Complain!

{D} - Damn!

{DD} - Double damn!

{E} - Enormous!

{G} - GEEEEzus Christ!

{F} - Fake.

Posted
..have been a daouble damn though..mmmmmmm

 

And I bet like a typical selfish woman you let the kids have the benefit rather than your poor bloke... :unsure:

Posted
Full Fat.....was it ?

 

 

or fully skinned.

er bloke wasnt interested BLOODY HELL WOMAN WOTS WRONG WITH HIM??????????

Posted
Full Fat.....was it ?

 

 

or fully skinned.

er bloke wasnt interested BLOODY HELL WOMAN WOTS WRONG WITH HIM??????????

 

 

 

full fat it was indeed...only the best for my wee uns :unsure:

 

 

 

whats wrong with him?? hes a T***!! hence divorce in process lol.

Posted
Bloke wasnt interested hun so of course the kids had the benefit...nowt like milk on tap. :unsure:

 

Cappucino ..... two sugars please!

 

 

Cappucino has froth yes??..will need to jiggle a bit to make it frothy, sorry..cant provide the choc sprinkle on top :22: :P

Posted
ill have you know mine are not fake :22: how dare you suggest such a thing :unsure:
Posted
ill have you know mine are not fake :P how dare you suggest such a thing :22:

 

 

Oh i can vouch for that..they are most def not fake :unsure:

 

 

Now how do you know that? Oooh the mind boggles!!! :P

Posted
oh my ill be banned off here for life if i show the pics lol ........most of you wouldnt cope with the shock and end up having a heartattack then i would be done for murder
Posted
post a pic then maz,then we all can say if there ok or not.
Posted (edited)

lol double damn it is then

 

have to that the kids for them cause before them i was a almost boobs

 

I've always wondered what it is men like about them i mean to me there just ........ well there!

 

 

suppose i'd be lost without them though they do get things done lol

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Posted

suppose i'd be lost without them though they do get things done lol

 

well thats got to be a first,a woman admitting she uses her curves to get things done :wub:

Posted

You know...they werent given to us to be mans playthings/pillows/sexual gratification extras,..they are there like most mammals to feed our offspring.What they dont tell you is that if you feed enough offspring the bloody things have the life sucked out of them! :blink:

 

I mean..you dont see a bull saying to a cow..phwoar love, look at those udders!..can i have a play?noooo...bull just mounts up and away he goes.lmao.

 

can see it now, a couple of bulls discussing a new cow.....cor what you think of her udders then??...gotta be fake...

 

Nah, they practically touch the floor mate so gotta be real, now look at that cow over there, hers are pointing to the sky now THEY are fake!

 

 

Ill get my coat....

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